Sunday, September 18, 2016

How to Cry: A guide for the emotionally unavailable

  1. Be emotionally unavailable
  2. Meet the love of your life
  3. Fall deeper and deeper in love with them as you grow together
  4. Be devastated when they mysteriously cut off all contact
  5. Talk with them when they reappear a month later and realize you're both still madly in love
  6. Choose to remain apart, even though that's not what you want, because you both need to heal individually
  7. Cry